You wanna give this a shot?
in which the style is nothing like your actual gift >:)
inspired by this post: [x] … HEHEHEHE.
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas
The next time someone rudely asks me “so… what are you?” as a way of trying to figure out my race, I’m gonna answer as nervously as possible with “hahah ahah ahaha… human? liKE YOU?” and then walk about 3 feet away from them before stage whispering into my watch “I fear the humans are beginning to catch on. I believe it’s now time to proceed with Plan E.”